Tasty shizzle

Welcome, tiny parakeet, to my portfolio website. The nascent chagrin with which you blossom will henceforth be brought into incessant perpetuity through the hasty and glowing eye of your forbearance.

Speaking of which, this website (at the moment) functions extremely well in new internet browsers, and poorly to not at all in older browsers. I hate caveats, but there it is. So if things clearly aren't displaying properly, that is probably why. Know that deep down in your tiny parakeet heart, I am toiling ceaselessly to improve this, and I will not rest, eat, or bathe, until it is resolved. It's okay to know this and not necessarily, like, picture it.

As always, feedback is cherished, and I want to thank every one of you who has corresponded with me over the years.